Sunday, December 11, 2005

goodbye semester

god i drank a lot of beer this weekend. i can't be sure about the final count since one night was keg drinkin night and i had a few of other people's beers. i drank my whole case worth's though besides the extras. Strange that the night i drink the most leaves me with the mildest hangover. well all and all it was a fun weekend.

it was weird to go from one party of pretty much nothing but dudes one night to a party that was predominantly chicks the next night and not have much more fun. plus none of these girls seemed in the mood to meet random dude so no fun for me there. topic for comments: tips on approaching women. i'd preferably like some insight from ladies as to how to be a little more aggressive without comin across as a dumbass. i just see dudes trying to mack on girls at some of these soirees and i find it embarassing for the male species the type of shit these guys say and do. what's more embarassing is that women seem to eat that shit up half the time. it's so transparent. a man who you've never met who overbearingly attempts to charm you only wants something. love at first sight is bullshit.

anyway, i'd just like to know a little more respectful, gentlemanlike way to meet a lady who's into mouth kissing and maybe other things.

so anyway, it's quarter after 1, i have a final at 8, and i'm probly just gonna stay up all night. i might have to brew a few more cups of coffee. why is it that i'm distracted by shit that i don't even find entertaining. i sit here and mindlessly explore the internet even when there's nothing entertaining to it.

and as for the perp who impersonated my mom, she has become my newest blog fan. i guess that's a warning to you others out there that might mention something naughty about my mother. big ups to diane.

hi logan.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for once again coming to the defense of your mother. That in itself should get some nice girl interested in you. You are showing that you know how to treat a lady with respect. So rare in this world. Tis sad really. Some girls just can't handle respect though, for they don't respect themselves. So if a nice girl is not interested in your gentlemanly manner, she is not worth one millisecond of your time anyway. Keep on keepin' on!
Your number one fan- Candy Dick

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Referring back to saturday night, if a guy says "tom is a lucky man" and other flattering, yet uncomfortable things, is he hitting on me or just saying nice things? Coming from a girl that probably eats up cheesey lines.
-Megan

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is definitely hitting on you - BIG TIME!

2:51 PM  
Blogger Logan Clark said...

Remember not to screw up and marry yourself off. Look at Tommy. He is the master of cheesy lines though, lied his way into Megan's pants.

Your mother gives good advice though.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, the master of that particular cheesy line, was your friend Chet, from Hamline. I talked his ear off all night cuz i was drunk. Maybe he thought I was hitting on him. - Megan

7:19 PM  
Blogger Logan Clark said...

Ouch, partying with Chet and not even inviting me. Next, yes, Chet is the master of cheese. Also, he is a slutty drunk so that could have been a come-on. Additionally, you were hitting on him (you probably kissed him too, fucking drunk). Finally, you probably want to hump Mark O' too.

4:07 PM  

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